Sorry Girls

The Sorry Girls                           1: Mary Keelson                                                                                 May 30, 2014                                                      6: 47 a.m.           My life is horrible. I’m in fifth grade and still I’m 4‘8. Today school is out and my only and best best friends Tara and Sarah (the twins), left last night for DISNEY WORLD!                                                        4:02 pm    At school today guess what, everyone was wearing matching outfits with their bffs (even the guys).  My mom made me wear my awful hmds (hand me downs). They were my GRANDMA’S! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH! The worst part is my crush Leone was flirting with Alisha my all -time - worst -ever arch nemesis. I will die this summer if Tara and Sarah don’t help.                      June 1, 2014                          2:00 am    I can’t sleep Tara and Sarah haven’t texted me yet. Also, my older brother, Jack, is dating Alisha’s big sister! OMG! Please Text me Sarah or Tara.                                                                           6: 22 am      Finally I got some sleep. Last night at about 4 I listened to some documentary of my brother’s about Mr. John Tarn. YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWN! Good news and bad news, good news: Tara finally texted me twice. Bad news: the first text said “BTW I met a cute guy and he lives in Lexington 2 “The second text said “fyi Sarah also met his twin bro. btw we have BOYFRIENDS ehh”     BOYFRIEND! BOYFRIEND! Come on, I am the only one in the scowg (secret, club, of, weirdo, girls). Even weird Sam is dating Michel.  I am DIEING inside.                                                          12:09pm      Mom is making lunch. Guess what she made MAC ‘N’ CHEESE. My favorite. At least something  is going good today.    Tara and Sarah are coming home tomorrow. I just hope they haven’t gone TOTALLY insane. I’ve seen what it can do to people. Remember how I mentioned weird Sam. She is bonkers. Tara + Sarah +I promised we would never do it.                                           June 2 ,2014                                                  7:00 am          Tara and Sarah are half-way here! I haven’t heard any signs of major crush crazy. Except this text from Sarah“ hi Mary here is a pic of  Brody  my boyfriend“ I printed the pic.      I <3 Brody    Any way my brother turns 16 in two days. Guess who’s coming ALISHA! I needed Sarah she is awesome at helping me with her.                                                                                     3:36pm    I am totally freaking. Today Tara and Sarah came back and the scowg had a meeting at the pool. Who was there?  Alisha! She totes embarrassed me. She was wearing a designer over the top two pieced bikini. I of course was wearing a hmd. My aunt’s one piece brown bathing suit. It got even worse, the bathing suit fell off when I was swimming!                                                        5:24 pm        My dad is cooking. BLAH ! Good\bad news : Tara’s boyfriend broke up with her. I feel bad for her . Although she is handling it very well. Very bad news : Alisha’s sister is staying over tomorrow ! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Hopefully Mom will let the twins stay over.                                                          June 3 , 2014                                             7:54 am          Yay! The twins are coming at lunch to sleepover. My bro is 16 today I’ll probably stay in my room until the party is over anyway. The only thing is Sarah broke up with her boyfriend.  She’s doing better then Tara.  My mom is going shopping with Jack so my aunt Glenda is watching me. She’s awesome.                                                                    2 :45pm  Aunt Glenda has changed. Today me and the twins just cleaned her car. Well the party for Jack starts in 15 minutes. The twins and I will stay in my room, eat cake and, watch him open our gag gift. I am going to have a little fun at least.                                               3:01pm      Well 15 people have already showed up. Me and the twins are doing hair salon. My world is brighter.                                                    June 4,                                            12:01 am         The party is STILL going on. I mean come on. A guy turns 16 and is he not allowed to sleep? Sarah is out cold and Tara and I can not sleep with the very loud music.                                          11: 34am       I just woke up. I am so sad. Summer just started and I have already have dealt with relationships , Alisha and my brother ‘s birthday. Things are shaping up though. Alisha’s sister broke up with my bro. My brother is nicer (somehow). The best part three new boys just moved to our neighborhood. Which they are cute and our age. Wish me luck, say goodbye, and say it with me “ I’m a sorry girl”